Ever since a video of then finance minister rubbing his penis was leaked on social media he had been a centre of attention everywhere he goes. Unfortunately, Gigaba does not want the attention he is getting and now he is pleading with South African women and homosexual men to leave Him alone. “Who thought this would follow me into 2019?” “It’s not fun anymore, who want horny women and homosexual men to keep on asking him if they can touch it?” According to Gigaba some just stare at his private area and some ask him if they can “feel it” “rub it” “touch it” or “put it in their mouth”
I was shopping in Sandton yesterday when a homosexual teller looked me straight in the eyes and said he is imagining it was in his mouth” “This is not fun at all even older ladies who are old enough to be my mother call me gigabyte everywhere I go. Guys, I’m not a porn star please let me live in peace and stop sending letters to my house asking for nudes, where did you even get my address?”.
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